If an Alien were to come to Earth, how would I describe Earth?

               Dear Alien,

        So, you are probably wondering how Earth is like. Well I am going to describe it to you. Earth is wonderful, it has something called water, which people drink and bathe in. There are many bodies of water here in Earth, something that you are probably not familiar with. You will see beaches, lakes, oceans, and more here on Earth. You were probably lurking by in your UFO and saw how Earth is green and blue. Well, the green is trees, forests, and jungles, and the blue is water and ice. Most of Earth is water, so you will be surprised. However, all of us people on Earth look VERY different from you guys. We have hair, (well some of us) and we wear clothes. We have different skin tones, and different faces and personalities. Most of us will welcome you but some can be judgy *cough* Donald Trump... Well, if you are scared to rome around free here, you might want to disguise like a human and wear clothes and a wig. There are also dogs.. many cute dogs that will melt your heart. You'll be safe from the judging people. Her on Earth, there are also malls and restaurant. These places are where people eat and shop and it is quite wonderful. You will love pizza.. I hope. Food will be the best thing on Earth.. besides your family.. well at least in my opinion. Anyways, overall, I think that Earth is great and you will most certainly be welcomed by me. I'm looking forward to your visit!